When you decide you want to plant your own vineyard, start planning in 5th grade and pick your friends wisely. My husband met his friend John when they were 10 or 11 and now many years later he has generously allowed us to plant our vineyard on farmland that has been in his family for generations. Not only did John supply some fallow farmland to plant in, but he has access to a plow and a backhoe. These are key in vineyard preparation (if you do it right).
There is a cute story in From Vines to Wines: The Complete Guide to Growing Grapes and Making Your Own Wine. It involves Dr. Konstantin Frank, the pioneering Russian immigrant who proved that vinifera could grow in the cold northeastern United States. Jeff Cox, the author of From Vines to Wines, apparently approached Dr. Frank about buying some of his Pinot Noir vines to plant at home.
"Do you have your soil prepared?" he snapped.
"I stammered something to indicate that I hadn't."
"Go home and get a backhoe. Dig a trench three feet wide and three feet deep and refill it with the soil. Let it sit over winter. Then ask me for vines," he said. "Then, maybe."
We took this amusing anecdote very seriously. John cashed in decades old favors from a neighboring farmer and led a parade of fuming motorists the five miles between farms on an ancient tractor with plowing discs attached.
Me driving the vintage tractor with John explaining its vagaries. We would end up spending a gorgeous late summer day in 2002 at the site plowing it twice and then harrowing it.